WTF — Waste of Time Free: global web game launching 2026-10-30
Pre-register for the WTF game, play permanent pre-launch classics, collect points and join the leaderboard. WTF is a neon nonsense arcade experience for web and mobile browsers.
Pre-registrati a WTF — Waste of Time Free, gioca ai classici pre-lancio permanenti, accumula punti ed entra in classifica. Il lancio ufficiale è il 2026-10-30.
STOP WASTING TIME. WASTE IT BETTER.
WASTE OF TIME FREE
45 seconds. One game. Zero productivity.
45 SECMINI GAMESBADGESLEADERBOARDZERO PRODUCTIVITY
1RegisterCreate your nickname.
2PlayChoose a mini-game.
3Save pointsEnter the ranking.
STATUS
Almost playable
Which is legally different from useful.
How it works
Three steps. No manual. Almost no dignity.
WTF is simple: create access, play the pre-launch mini-games, save points in your profile and climb the leaderboard.
Use nickname, email and password. From that moment the points have an owner.
Each card explains what to tap, what to avoid and how the score works.
Finished runs are saved only when you are logged in or pre-registered.
Playing as guest is allowed only for looking around. Ranking points need an account.
Pre-registration
Create access. Then your points stop being homeless.
Register once to save mini-game scores, enter the leaderboard and qualify for early preview access.
1Create accountNickname, email and password.
2Play mini-gamesChoose a game and finish the run.
3Save the scoreLogged-in points enter the leaderboard.
Already started?
Use the right door for your account.
Log in if you already pre-registered. Use reset only if you forgot the password.
Active badge challenge
Candle Champion: Launch Window
The old ghost badge is archived. The current badge belongs to Candle & Field: run, throw and save enough points before the timer ends.
1Pre-register or log inWithout access, points cannot be saved.
2Play Candle & FieldRun, lock power, lock angle and launch the flaming candelabrum.
3Save 120 badge pointsReach the target before the active badge closes.
Event ends in
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Badge target
Founder Ghost
Saved event progress
0/100 pts
Play while logged in: saved points fill this target.
Badge collectionCollezione badge
Trophies for time spent irresponsibly.Trofei per tempo speso irresponsabilmente.
Archived oddities, one badge in the spotlight and future slots still sealed by bureaucracy.Curiosità archiviate, un badge in evidenza e futuri slot ancora sigillati dalla burocrazia.
In the spotlightIn evidenza
Candle Champion
A cabinet worth watching: run, throw and deny physics with a flaming candelabrum.Un cabinato da tenere d’occhio: corri, lancia e nega la fisica con un candelabro in fiamme.
Play Candle & FieldGioca Candle & FieldFounder Ghost
The first ghost has retired to historical nonsense.Il primo fantasma è passato allo storico del nonsense.
Ghost Ring Rush · 100 ptsCandle Champion
Run, throw, deny physics, save points.Corri, lancia, nega la fisica, salva punti.
Candle & Field · 120 ptsAirport Controller
For people who believe ghosts need traffic rules.Per chi crede che i fantasmi abbiano bisogno del traffico regolato.
Ghost Airport Control · 100 ptsInfluencer Survivor
Survive the feed. Pretend it was strategy.Sopravvivi al feed. Fingi che fosse strategia.
The Influencer Trap · 100 ptsToilet Astronaut
Space travel, but plumbing has opinions.Viaggio spaziale, ma l’idraulica ha delle opinioni.
Toilet Rocket League · 120 ptsMini-games before the game
Accumulate points while the real game pretends to mature.
Scores are server-capped daily. Cheating is boring, and boring is already our job.
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Pre-launch classicClassico pre-lancio
01
Candle & Field
Run fast, time the throw and launch a flaming candelabrum farther than common sense allows.Corri veloce, prendi il tempo giusto e lancia un candelabro in fiamme più lontano del buon senso.
How to playAlternate A/D or tap left/right to build speed. Press throw once for power, again for the angle.Alterna A/D o tocca sinistra/destra per fare velocità. Premi lancio una volta per la potenza, un’altra per l’angolo.
New airport chaosNuovo caos aeroportuale
02
Ghost Airport Control
Direct blue, pink and green ghosts to the right portals. Send troublemakers to the warning zone before they ruin imaginary aviation.Indirizza i fantasmi blu, rosa e verdi nei portali giusti. Manda i combinaguai nella zona di avviso prima che rovinino l’aviazione immaginaria.
How to playCome si giocaDrag ghosts to matching gates. Wrong gate = error. Combo clean runs for more score.Trascina i fantasmi nei gate corretti. Gate sbagliato = errore. Le serie pulite aumentano il punteggio.
New anti-algorithm panicNuovo panico anti-algoritmo
03
The Influencer Trap
Dodge toxic notifications, grab free time and brain cells, and escape the feed with your attention span mostly alive.Schiva notifiche tossiche, raccogli tempo libero e neuroni, e scappa dal feed con l’attenzione quasi viva.
How to playCome si giocaMove the focus ghost. Collect green/cyan bonuses. Avoid likes, reels, spam and doom clouds.Muovi il fantasma focus. Raccogli bonus verdi/ciano. Evita like, reel, spam e nuvole doom.
New orbital nonsenseNuova assurdità orbitale
04
Toilet Rocket League
Pilot a rocket toilet through neon space. Collect free time and turbo rolls. Avoid meteors, spam and radioactive poo.Pilota un water razzo nello spazio neon. Raccogli tempo libero e rotoli turbo. Evita meteoriti, spam e cacca radioattiva.
How to playCome si giocaHold mouse, SPACE or touch to rise. Release to fall. Survive 45 seconds.Tieni premuto mouse, SPAZIO o touch per salire. Rilascia per scendere. Sopravvivi 45 secondi.
Pre-launch classicClassico pre-lancio
02
Ghost Ring Rush
Catch gold, keys and birds. Avoid red ghosts and suspicious poo. Maximum six objects on screen: even chaos needs capacity planning.
How to playTap gold, keys and birds for points. Avoid red ghosts and poo. Finish the timer to save the run.
Gold/key/bird = points · Red/poo = trouble
03
Nuclear Wasty
Wasty flies over the desert and drops suspicious payloads. Tap them before the desert goes nuclear.
How to playTap falling poo before it reaches the ground. Too many missed payloads end the run.
03
Void Reaction
Wait for the portal to turn legal, then click. Early panic earns nothing.
How to playPress Start, wait for NOW, then click as fast as possible. Click too early and the void laughs at you.
04
Snack Memory
Repeat the snack prophecy. The machine dislikes improvisation.
How to playWatch the snack sequence, then repeat it in the same order. One wrong snack, and humanity is blamed.
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04
The Nine
Shuffle nine forbidden images. Three aligned twins become points, folklore and mild concern.
How to playSlide a tile next to the empty space. Create one of the secret trios to score points.
Pre-launch ranking
The leaderboard of people wasting time before it was cool.
- #1Rutto insiemeFounder Ghost4.989 pts
- #2PlacidusFounder Ghost966 pts
- #3leleFounder Ghost787 pts
- #4PatrocloFounder Ghost568 pts
- #5EgorMantisFounder Ghost431 pts
- #6GIUXNo badges yet302 pts
- #7GIONo badges yet250 pts
